Will I ever get my brain back?

Little one, in case my brain will only get more and more careless and forgetful, know that I love you. :)

Here are some alarming things that have happened in the past couple months:

• I've tried to lock my keys in my car while it was still running
• I've washed my hands in the mens' bathroom, only noticing after nearly running into a man while drying my hands
• I've tried to drive off without buckling Moses in his car seat--this has happened more times than I can count 
• I've tried to lock the front door using our dog leash

Wow. Please come back, brain! We need you!